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Cerita Lawak Pendek

26 Jan

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn’t know, Sir, I’m a waiter,not a fortune teller
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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren’t you laughing?
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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?
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Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask I can take this train to
Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the
game went into extra time.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a
commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table
and shouted, “Order, order.” The drunkard immediately responded,
“Thank you, your honour, I’ll have a scotch and soda.”
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Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in
two days time?
Post Master : Well it might do.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Johor.
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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
‘My trouble is,’ he said, ‘that I keep forgetting things.’
‘How long has this been going on?’ asked the psychiatrist.
‘How long has what been going on?’ said the man.
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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Waiter : I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer : Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu
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15 Comments

Posted by on January 26, 2008 in Funny

 

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15 responses to “Cerita Lawak Pendek

  1. sukor

    February 13, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    hello

     
    • lulu

      October 11, 2011 at 4:11 pm

      hello…. :)

       
    • dayah

      June 18, 2012 at 12:37 pm

      hello

       
  2. zee

    May 20, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    hahaha……..

     
  3. bern

    December 6, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    hello back… lol

     
  4. entuniu

    October 26, 2010 at 6:00 am

    Nuce Humor dude, pleese vusut my websute elso : short.my

     
  5. Rajaa Nabilah

    July 19, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    orng nkl yg bhsa mlayu nye ada x

     
  6. KAJ

    August 3, 2011 at 8:46 am

    be more creative

     
  7. lina_beb

    August 18, 2011 at 10:17 pm

    its very niceee humor…hihihi

     
  8. lulu

    October 11, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    hellllllllllo.can i join 2???

     
  9. Buat Duit Forex

    April 19, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    best citer ni..suke suke..^^

     
  10. 654321

    November 23, 2012 at 7:41 pm

    hai ilorve you.muuuuuahhhh!!!!!

     
  11. ain@kz

    December 11, 2012 at 11:49 pm

    i loved it

     
  12. bel-keys balqis

    October 28, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    hahah….it fun to make me laugh! thanks yoww B-)

     
  13. Zetni Lutfianto Selamanya

    April 4, 2014 at 5:36 pm

    hello so like it

     

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